lewvithur:

thememedaddy:

tags win this is now the divorce bed

angelicguy:

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

amaraqwolf:

amaraqwolf:

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

• eat breakfast
• go to bed
• get out of bed
• take a shower
• write
• practice
• watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
• retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

catchymemes:

montereybayaquarium:

It’s the most pupperful time of the year!

March through May is harbor seal (Phoca vitulina) pupping season and we’re lucky enough to have a seal rookery—a nursery for moms and pups—right in our backyard at Hopkins Beach.

Pups stay with their mothers for the first 4-6 weeks of their life. During this crucial bonding time, the pups learn to swim and forage before being weaned and venturing out on their own.

ALT

⚠ PSA ⚠ (Public Seal Announcement)

🏝️Give them space and share the shore. Please keep your distance and always remember to stay at least 100 yards away. 

❌🤳To minimize stress on our blubbery buddies during an already stressful time (new parents out there, you know what’s up), remember to keep the area quiet, and (sorry!) no sealfies with seals. 

💙Come on down to the bay and explore the wonder that is harbor seal pupping season.

dragongirltongue:

lionfloss:

1dietcokeinacan:

1995lahaine:

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

Not swag for me personally.

leave him alone (swag)

Down with the monarchy, swag

datcreolebitch-deactivated20230:

cumaeansibyl:

vergess:

lesbian-moon-gf:

grafzahl:

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy

there are francophones debating if “can it” properly conveys how strong the french term is

IMO it’s like….“shut your fuckin trap”

This is a “if a classroom heard their teacher say they’d start hooting and hollering” type of curse; nothing to be appalled by but SO unexpected. And definitely a curse.

I don’t know anything about this show but I’m pretty sure this is a deliberate swing at all of the shows and opinion articles that think it’s appropriate to make this into an argument. “This is how to debate trans rights. Hello, trans person, are you happy? Yes? Good. Debate over.”

And the guy who tries to debate the “anti” side receives, not even a denunciation, but a weary, contemptuous dismissal. I would translate the delivery, if not the phrase, as “Oh, fuck off.”

“Shut the fuck up” would be a better translation in my opinion.

Here’s the thing. In french, “mouth” is “bouche”. But for an animal, it is “gueule”.

Like a human has a “bouche” but a wolf, a cat, a bear etc any animal as a “gueule.”

To say to someone they have a “gueule” and asking them to shut it is literally saying “shut your animal mouth.”

So “shut the fuck up” feels like the most appropriate translation for me.

And obviously yes, that’s the best way to deal with transphobes.

cryptotheism:

fruityyamenrunner:

ALT

something charmingly twentieth century about this

This counts as a spell

someguyiguess:

someguyiguess:

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

zzxid:

A poll testing this website (or this post) reach, how many USAmericans there is there

I live in United States

I don’t live in United States

See Results

A curiosity test to explain some cultural context, bias, why some things go more viral than others, or simply curiosity.

(reblog if possible for more data).

aimeekb:

Athabasca Falls in winter, Jasper National Park🇨🇦

socialmaya: